baltinino Posted January 6, 2014 Report Share Posted January 6, 2014 Dos amigos conversan en la barra de un bar y uno le pregunta al otro:-¿Por qué estás preocupado?-Mira la hora que es, mi mujer me va a matar.-No te preocupes. Llegas callado, te metes bajo las sábanas, le sacas los calzones a tu mujer, y le practicas sexo oral. A ella le va a encantar y no te dirá nada.El tipo llega a su casa, entra despacio, se quita la ropa, se mete en la cama, le quita el calzón, y hace sexo oral. Ella gime y gime, y por fin acaba. Él se levanta, va al baño, y al entrar ve a su esposa sentada en el bidet. Asustado, le dice:-¿Cómo llegaste acá tan pronto?La esposa le contesta:-No hagas ruido, que mi mamá está durmiendo en nuestra cama. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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